Listen, Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceremony...
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
In a nutshell, that's why I can't even tell you the names of who is getting married and I don't care.
The third, and final reason, why I don't cover, write about, nor even care about any Royal Wedding is due to pressing matters at home that must be attended to immediately; the weeds in the back garden.
Weeds versus Royal Wedding? Tough to decide which is more exciting.
Toss a can of beer in with pulling weeds and it's an easy call.
When you add up these three factors listed above, then, I'm sure you'll agree, that we all have much more important things to take care of than spending a day on front of the TV watching a wedding ceremony that is heavily funded by the local taxpayers. Why, it's even more boring than watching the local tax-funded funeral of some long dead king.
I mean, really, why even care about the Royal Wedding? They are just going to wind up getting a tax-funded divorce in a few years anyway.
Don't they always?
BREAKING NEWS! IMPORTANT UPDATE!: With Royal Wedding Condoms, British Taxpayers Won't be the Only Ones Getting Screwed!
Royal wedding memorabilia has reached a new level of
tastelessness: Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction
is selling Prince William and Kate Middleton-themed condoms!
Instructing randy Brits to “lie back and think of England”
because “like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved
one is an unforgettable occasion,” The condoms are
sold in royal purple packages with a picture of the
happy couple on the front. But some folks are not
amused. “This is completely tasteless and rather
hurtful,” Ingrid Deward, editor of Majesty magazine,
told Orange News.
I wonder if the Royal couple get paid "royalties" on each pack sold?