I love Christmas when.... (By Reggie Bates)
I love Christmas when
Dad is stoned on booze
picking fights with me and mom
fights were sure to lose
mom counters with a frying pan
dad's head she's sure to bruise
But I love Christmas when
dad is stoned on booze
I love Christmas when
we're shopping at the mall
people going bat-shit crazy
shoppers wall-to-wall
If only one hand grenade
and I could have them all
but I love Christmas when
we're shopping at the mall
I love Christmas when
the relatives all stop by
all those people you just can't stand
wishing they'd all die
The only way to cope with it is
to constantly stay high
but I love Christmas when
the relatives all stop by
I hear ya! Pity I can't afford booze this year!
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