Funny Things Japanese Taxi Drivers Say

I have some Japanese friends who are taxi drivers. They are all cool guys and have a very dry sense of humor.

One guy's name is Takahashi and he has the driest sense of humor you'll ever hear.

One time I was drinking wiht him and he said,

"Okane ga nai kara nomanai" (I don't have any money so I can't drink). "Okane" is money. "Ga nai" means, "I have none." "Nomanai" means "I can't drink." But "Nomanai" sounds very close to "No money." "No - Ma - nai" (No money)... Get it? 

Still don't get it? It's OK. I was there and I didn't get it at first either.

I didn't catch the joke and if you don't speak Japanese, you probably won't. I didn't get it because I am often dumb drunk and didn't realize he was making a play on words.

To the dim, slow or drunk (of which I was all three) It sounds like he is saying, "I have no money so I have no money."... But he is actually saying, "I have no money so I can't drink." It's a play on the sound of the words and mixes English with Japanese....

Anyway, I was riding in a taxi the other day with Takahashi san driving. We were crawling in a traffic jam due to road construction on "Meguro Dori." (Meguro Road). 

Meguro Dori is one of the oldest and most well know roads in Tokyo. I guess it's been there for over 200 years... 

Anyhow, we were driving down Meguro Dori and, SURPRISE! there was a ton of road construction going on! There's always tons of road construction going on on that road!

As we sat there, Takahashi slowly turned around to me, cracked a wry smile and slowly and quite cynically said, 

"World War Two ended 65 years ago but construction on Meguro Dori is still going!" 

I cracked up! It was really funny since, just a few minutes before we were talking about how absurd it is that people, on the one hand, think the government are all dishonest and useless, then, on the other hand, a half second later, claim that we should give more tax monies and power to the government so that they can fix the weather (Global Warming and all that nonsense!)

Ha! The government can't even fix a pothole in the road on time and under budget! How in the hell do people think they can fix the weather? Hilarious!

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Here's a video of some guy riding his motorcycle and getting on Meguro Dori near my house.

Art Deco in Modern Japan

By Mike in Tokyo Rogers

I love Art Deco and Art Noveau. Today, I'd like to take you on an unusual journey through Japan's Art Deco and show you some fine examples from the 1920's and some really great examples that can be seen today.

In Kyoto's Gion, the geisha district. Near all-traditional Japanese buildings there are a number of super-futuristic mostly metal buildings that looked like spaceships. From Deadprogrammer.

When my wife and I bought our house we wanted to decorate the entire house in Art Deco flavor but we decided against that as, if you are not really careful with Art Deco, you could have a house filled with what looks like junk.

I think my house has a definite Art Deco mood

We also gave up because, after spending a long time looking for suitable Art Deco furniture in Japan, we couldn't find any nice pieces.

Cover of "Soreiu" a monthly Kimono magazine from the Art Deco era

Like I said, if you are not careful with Art Deco and coordination, you could have a room filled with what looks like junk.

Anyone who loves Art Deco would know that Japan and China had much influence on it... But why is it, then, that good Art Deco is difficult to find in Japan? Good question.

Subway station poster circa 1924 by Sugiura Hisui, Colour litograph, 1927

"The Only Subway in the East". Colour litograph, Japanese, 1927. Scanned from "Art Deco 1910-1939" edited by Charlotte Benton, Tim Benton and Chislaine. From Art Deco Blogspot.

In the 1920's, Shanghai, China was the place where many foreign nations had their embassies and foreign staff stationed. Because of that, Shanghai was probably one of the best places in the world to buy Art Deco until the last 15 years or so. Up until about 1995 one could go to Shanghai in China and buy lots of great Art Deco furniture for dirt cheap but those days are long gone.

Shanghai's old town is gone and has been replaced by massive skyscrapers, apartments and shopping complexes.

While it is possible to buy Art Deco Vases and wall art, I is extremely difficult to find good sofas, beds or this type of furniture.

Items like this Spirit of Ecstasy can be found in Tokyo if you search

Even though Art Deco is hard to find, and outrageously expensive if one can find it, there was an Art Deco movement in Japan and traces of it still can be seen today.  

"Kodomonokuni" Children's Land, Japanese Children Magazine, 1920's

A walk through Tokyo, down Meguro Dori will most probably be able to satisfy many Art Deco and antique shoppers. Meguro Dori is famous for used and antique furniture shops all within walking distance of each other.

Whether one really wants to buy or just wants a look, the used antique shops in Tokyo on Meguro Dori are your best bet.

The easiest way to get to the antique and used furniture shops on Meguro Dori is to ask a taxi driver to take you to Meguro Post Offic (the shops are all near there). Just get into a taxi and say, "Meguro Yuubin kyoku." If you are into more adventure, take the Toyoko Line from Shibuya to Gakugei Daigaku (4 stops) and head for the post office. Meguro Dori is a big road and there are many antique shops all up and down the street.

Happy hunting!

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