Johnny's Wife Had a Baby and His Incompetent Boss

Johnny's wife was pregnant. She was due any day. Johnny worked hard taking care of his other kids while the wife went through a tough labor. Still with all of that, Johnny also kept doing a great job at work.


The office where Johnny works has had lots of changes recently but the boss caught Johnny in the hallway one day. He said,

"Johnny! Let's get together with the gang and have a beer and talk about how to make the company better!" Johnny was very pleased.

Johnny had been talking about the pregnancy and the baby everyday at work for two months. The day the baby was born, Johnny diligently stayed up at night with his wife until the child was born, yet was still promptly at work the next day. 

Johnny is, after all, a professional.


The day of the birth, congratulatory wishes were given to Johnny from everybody.... That is, excepting from his boss at work. The bosses said nothing.

The next thing the boss did say, coincidentally on the day the baby came home from the hospital, was that Johnny's job was terminated.