All of the 27-hole courses are within the emergency zone.... And they are struggling to stay in business!? What!? You'd have thought that they'd have gone out of business 6 months ago.
Some people really love to golf!
Daily Yomiuri reports:
Golf Courses Trapped in Rough by Radiation
Gee. Ya think so? Nah! Can't be.
Hmm? They are within the emergency evacuation zone? That means they are chock full of goodies like Spider-Man at Three Mile Island. Now why in the world wouldn't people be just be "dying" to get on the courses and do a brisk 18 holes every morning?
Three microsieverts and hour? Does that count toward my handicap? Wow! Empty golf courses? If there were ever a time to pick up the sport, now is the time... And, that's not all, folks! Free tanning on these golf courses with the new "Fuku-you Golf Tanning" plan!
What does he mean by that? Does he wish the courses were ruined by tsunami as well as nuclear radiation?