Headlines on Nuke Disaster & JPQuake Bad Reporting Wall of Shame

Please check the JPQuake Bad Reporting Wall of Shame for some excellent examples of over-the-top sensationalist reporting on the nuclear accident in Japan.


Here are some more headlines that we'd like to see:


"Millions of Japanese Suffer Deadly Radiation Poisoning in German Newspaper!" 


"Entire Coastline of Northern Japan now Surrounded by Water!"


"Smoke Billowing from Factories in Japan a Thousand Times 


"Radiators Active in New Toyota Factory!"


"Western media in race against time; hysterical nuclear bullshit nearing critical meltdown, yet millions are still uncontaminated!"


And, finally;


"Fukushima Nuclear Reporters Still Valiantly Holding on in Fight to Write About Nuclear Holocaust!"


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