Big Busty Japanese... 3D Mouse pads!?

Yes. Only from the Land of the Rising Sun... Big Busty Japanese... 3D Mouse pads. Step right up folks!


You need a mouse pad that has large breasts? Well, here you go....


How did I get my hands on these, er, large breasts... er, mousepads?


Well here's the story... I'm sitting here, waiting for a meeting to start when this comes across my desk just screaming for a blog. Sometimes Japan out does even itself. This is one of those times. Yep.

Probably the best, most buxom, large busted Japanese 3D mouse pads you'll ever see in your life are on sale. 


These busty mouse pads would be, er, "perfect" if they were real. Oh, I mean, the mouse pads are perfectly real! The mouse pads are pretty pricey at $28 dollars a piece... But, hey! They give you somewhere to rest those sweaty palms...

They are called the "Oppai" Mouse Pad. (Oppai means, "Breast") Check this from J-Box:

Now, if you're not a fan of the anime series One Piece, we're sure that you'll be interested in watching after seeing this fun offering from the folks at Morimoto Sangyo. Featuring the character Boa Hancock in a "larger than life" version of herself, this 3D Oppai (breast) Mouse Pad brings the anime series much closer to you than ever expected. It does a great job keeping your wrist ergonomically supported with her large Oppai


(Mike's note: Yes. Large breasts have always helped me to exercise and support my wrists!) 

while working to keep your blood pumping too. This is an exciting computer accessory for those who like to...'keep it real.' Save your wrists from the stresses of daily computer use and enjoy the comfort this ergonomically gifted mousepad has to offer. Great for OnePiece fans! 

Yeah, these are mighty fine... But, I think if I had one of those, even if it is only a cartoon, it would prove to be too much of a distraction.

She's saying, "Yada! Yada! Click shinaide!"

(No! No! Don't click!) 

J-Box has other designs too! Check them out (possibly not safe for work!)

Very Weird Japanese Anime: One Piece

I love Japan. I love everything about Japan; the people, the history, the architecture, the culture, the girls, the anime... Er, well, no. As an "oldster" (someone over 50) I do have a problem with Japanese anime. In fact, I always have.

Since the very first time I saw Speed Racer and Kimba the White Lion on TV when I was about 13-years-old, I've had a "problem" with Japanese anime; it was too wimpy and too cute for my liking.

Actually, I hated the Speed Racer cartoon

Forgive me, you have to remember that I grew up in 1960's America where is was OK to have violent kids cartoons with lots of killing and guys like Galactus coming to earth to suck its energies and lifeforms completely dry...  (It also is a strange sort of commentary about American society when our comic book heroes are all extremely muscular guys who wear skin-tight leotards!) It was this way until the early 1970's when the PC crowd got a hold of TV and made sure there were no more violent cartoons so kids got stuck with crap like the Archies and, well, Japanese anime.

Of course, today's Japanese anime seems to me to be much better than those old days. I first started thinking, "Wow! This is cool!" when I first saw the Japanese cartoon Dr. Slump. That was very bizarre...

Today, I'd like to share with you another Japanese anime that I've found that strikes me as quite bizarre. It's called One Piece and it is a very strange cartoon.

One Piece is about a pirate kid named Monkey D. Luffy... There's even Wikipedia entries for this guy and One Piece.  I'd go into a big explanation for this but why bother? All you folks need to do is to read on and watch the Youtube video and you'll see real Halloween for yourself. This is one very off-the-wall cartoon....

Wikipedia says about Monkey D. Luffy:

Monkey D. Luffy (モンキー・D・ルフィ Monkī D. Rufi), or "Straw Hat Luffy" as he is often referred to as, is a fictional character and the main protagonist in the anime and manga series One Piece created by Eiichiro Oda. 


Wikipedia also adds:


He is a boy whose body is made of rubber after he ate a devil's fruit and acquired the ability.


Catch that? Read that last sentence again. "He is a boy whose body is made of rubber after he ate a devil's fruit and acquired the ability"!? (emphasis mine)


Hey! I thought that Wikipedia had people checking these things. Is that sentence for real? Or have the Japanese anime lovers actually done that on purpose?


I suspect that this cartoon is so popular in the USA and Japan that this is on purpose. Don't believe me? Watch this 10 minute segment of One Piece for yourself and see. I think you'll agree with me that this is one extremely bizarre cartoon.... Er, I mean "anime".


Anyhow, watch this and check out these characters in this cartoon... I thought drugs were illegal in Japan... I wonder what the creators of this cartoon were smoking!

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Keywords: One Piece, Mike in Tokyo Rogers, Speed Racer, Kimba the White Lion, anime, cartoon, Monkey D. Luffy, Mike Rogers