Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Only in Japan! Big Busted Sexy Japanese Girls in Bikini's Giving Golf Lessons! Boy, Does That Ever Make My Putter Stand on End!

Seriously? Yes. Seriously. Only in Japan. Big busted beauty queens in bikinis giving golf lessons. Real Player in Japan is really trying to gain market share here in Japan but 'm not sure the "Oyaji" (old men) way is the best way to do that.... But my friend Andrew says these videos give him "wood." I mean, he owns a wood and the videos made him want to get his wood out and play with it.

Yoko Matsukane

Sure, these girls are hot and I wouldn't kick them off the course for using a nine iron, but I'm not sure that golfers are heavy Internet users - especially in Japan where golf is a very expensive sport to pursue and is done mostly by older people! 

But never mind that! Watch Yoko Matsukane give her "lessons" here. I wish I could embed these videos, but I can't... Oh hell, I wish I could embed these girls, but I can't do that either! Life isn't fair!!!!!

Yukie Kawamura

Hello!? Sure, this does get me interested in golfing too, but I think I'd have a very "hard" time "driving" under these circumstances and would prefer that she holds my balls and waxes my putter and sloshes my balls.... See more Yukie Kawamura holding putters here.

No! No! You have it all wrong. You are supposed to be standing up and she is supposed to be holding the putter! Proof that professional sportsmen are idiots!

How many times have I told you that I LOVE Japan?! Well besides the usual; hot girls, sushi, temples, hot girls, Great Buddha, Shibuya, Shinjuku, hot girls, Osaka, Mt. Fuji, hot girls, traditional arts like Kabuki, Bunraku, hot girls, and freedom, there's also bikini golfing!

Remember to lean into the putt!

Er, I mean, Japan is a wonderful place...... for learning golf! Especially in the summer!

NOTE: It dawns on me just how dumb I am! Real Player doesn't care about getting golfers to use Real Player! I mean, what percentage of the population in Japan can afford to golf? This Real Player promotion is smart because they just want guys to use their service! Now... Let's see... What are most guys interested in?....


Andrew Joseph said...

Oh my effing god. I got wood, I mean I use a wooden driver.
This is simply a great marketing ploy... it worked.

Dave Walker said...

So I just finished reading this piece about how silicon and saline implants will always burst and will need to be changed every 8 to 10 years. And then I see this... I wonder if the extra wear and tear caused by the golf swing will necessitate more frequent changes?
The old joke springs to mind:
Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive?

A: Put a nipple on it.

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I hope she plays golf good as she looks :)

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Anonymous said...

There are 2 series, one called Lets Enjoy A Golf together

and a 2 set DVD from Yoko Matsugane No Mizugi De Golf

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Itsuki_takashi said...

Who is the name of the last girl bikini sky blue

mikeintokyorogers said...

The girl in the blue bikini is Yoko Matsukane.

Itsuki_takashi said...

Thanks you Mike.

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