Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Another Dumb Japanese Star Marries Dumb Gaijin! Divorce in the Cards!

(Update at bottom)

You know, sometimes, when you are walking down the street, you see this awesome babe walking along, holding hands, with this stupid looking guy. Well. this is one of those times.

But then again, if you didn't know who she was, you might think she was an awesome babe. If you've ever heard her "music" you might think, "Top 40 Retread Girl." (same old same old....)

But that's just my opinion.....

He was quoted as saying, "I hope she doesn't lift up the sheets before getting 
into bed because, 'There's farts under there!'"

The guy may be stupid looking (actually he looks stoned), but he's pretty smart. It's the girl who is the stupid amongst the couple. On top of that, They have only known each other for  4 months or so and they got married!?

How stupid can anyone be? (Of course, like I said, he's not that stupid.)

Quicky quiz:


Question: You are a loser actor with a dead end career. One day you meet rich Japanese superstar singer.


Do you:
a) Marry rich Japanese woman
b) Hold out for something better
c) Dedicate yourself to your career
d) Say "No!" in the hopes of meeting Liz Taylor upon your next hospital stay

I predict their divorce by March of 2012. I'll bet you a half a donut on that one!

Japanese super pop star Ayumi Hamasaki has married some guy who is claimed to be an "actor" from Austria.

Right. An "Actor." That means he works as a waiter at Denny's while waiting for his big break in show business.... Him and 500,000 "actors" just like him in Hollyweird.

Hee har har! Do they even have actors from Austria? Before you retort that phrase, then let me preempt that comment by saying, "Can Arnold Schwarzneggar act?"



I wish gambling were legal in Japan. I'd start a pool and pick their divorce to be no later than March 2012. Any takers? No?

I didn't think so.

Update:

Alert reader Ira Hata sends in this screen capture of Manny's Twitters....

Check out his comments. In one he writes; "Things are gonna change in 2011. I'm going to have a beautiful wife." (Does he imply that, "Finally things are looking (pardon the pun) up?"


Also, Ira adds, that Hamazaki "Comes (pardon the pun) with money....!"

4 comments:

Ira Hata said...

Hamasaki is an idiot with a shit voice. Worse yet, her "looks" are all from extensive plastic surgery paid for my her first boyfriend who was a board member of the record label that signed her. Before then, she was basically a frickin' whore working at a cabaret club in Tokyo.

What the heck can you expect from someone with that kind of background?

I think you'd do better to have a pool for how much the "Austrian" gigolo takes her for...

"i"

mikeintokyorogers said...

Ira,

Good point. It's like when Robin Givens knocked out Mike Tyson and the ref was counting, "One million, two million, three million, four million....."

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The simplest and the cheapest way of handling divorce proceedings are to do all the negotiating and paperwork on your own.

Noriko Murphy said...

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